1 00:00:00,601 --> 00:00:02,402 HOW MUCH LONGER, DADDY? 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:03,733 SOON, BABY, SOON. 3 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:05,004 REMEMBER THE RULES? 4 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,476 NO PUSHING OR RUNNING. 5 00:00:06,477 --> 00:00:08,338 THAT'S RIGHT. AND? 6 00:00:08,339 --> 00:00:10,340 DADDY GETS TO GO IN FIRST. 7 00:00:10,341 --> 00:00:11,742 THAT'S RIGHT. 8 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,516 CANNONBALL! 9 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:22,052 HOW MUCH LONGER, DADDY? 10 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:23,393 SOON. 11 00:00:23,394 --> 00:00:25,095 COME ON! 12 00:00:25,096 --> 00:00:28,398 STOP COMPLAINING, BOTH OF YOU. COME ON NOW. COME ON, STOP IT. 13 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:31,402 ♪♪♪ 14 00:00:37,268 --> 00:00:40,140 HONEY, THAT WAS SO GOOD. 15 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,171 OH! 16 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:43,273 YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT MEAL 17 00:00:43,274 --> 00:00:45,745 WHEN CHERYL BREAKS OUT THE BACKUP FORK. 18 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,747 IT'S CALLED A SALAD FORK, DADDY. 19 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,249 ARE YOU SURE? 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,481 'CAUSE I USED BOTH FORKS, AND I DIDN'T EAT ANY SALAD. 21 00:00:51,482 --> 00:00:53,083 OH... 22 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:54,684 YEAH, YOU ALSO USED 23 00:00:54,685 --> 00:00:56,827 YOUR MEAT HAND AND YOUR POTATO HAND. 24 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:01,561 OKAY. KIDS, YOU WANT TO HELP ME AND AUNT DANA CLEAR THE TABLE? 25 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,564 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THE DISHES? 26 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,671 UH... 27 00:01:16,147 --> 00:01:18,678 NO, RYAN, BUT THANK YOU. 28 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,551 WOW. 29 00:01:24,155 --> 00:01:25,715 YOU ARE SO THOUGHTFUL. 30 00:01:25,716 --> 00:01:27,857 I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU GET THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CAKE. 31 00:01:27,858 --> 00:01:30,161 THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOU. 32 00:01:32,563 --> 00:01:34,824 CAN WE SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 33 00:01:34,825 --> 00:01:37,827 IN THE LIVING ROOM? 34 00:01:37,828 --> 00:01:41,431 (stammering) WHAT DID... HEY, WHAT DID I DO? 35 00:01:41,432 --> 00:01:43,433 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 36 00:01:43,434 --> 00:01:45,835 THE FIRST RULE AS A MALE GUEST IN MY HOUSE 37 00:01:45,836 --> 00:01:48,878 IS NEVER, EVER OFFER TO DO THE DISHES! 38 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:51,341 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE POLITE. 39 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:54,344 OH! "POLITE"? (chuckles) 40 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:57,147 WOW, JIM, WE'VE BEEN DINING WITH SIR WALTER RALEIGH. 41 00:01:57,148 --> 00:01:58,318 (groans) 42 00:01:58,319 --> 00:01:59,619 SORRY, YOU KNOW, 43 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,551 AT HOME, I LIKE TO HELP OUT WITH THE DISHES. 44 00:02:01,552 --> 00:02:03,423 THAT WAY I GET TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME WITH DANA. 45 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:06,396 (Jim and Andy groan) 46 00:02:06,397 --> 00:02:08,558 OKAY, LET'S DO A CHECK. 47 00:02:08,559 --> 00:02:10,561 YEAH, I GOT MINE. 48 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:16,466 HOW ABOUT YOU, ANDY? 49 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:20,340 BONNIE AND CLYDE PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR. 50 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,812 OKAY, LOOK, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS OF A MAN 51 00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:25,144 TO LET DANA KNOW THAT I LOVE HER, ALL RIGHT? 52 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,147 IN FACT, CHECK THIS OUT. 53 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,220 HUH? 54 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:31,681 OHH. 55 00:02:31,682 --> 00:02:34,184 (laughs) I GOT IT. ALL RIGHT. 56 00:02:34,185 --> 00:02:36,656 DISHES AND JEWELRY? 57 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,928 MM-HMM. SOMEONE'S IN THE DOGHOUSE. MM-HMM. 58 00:02:38,929 --> 00:02:41,531 WHAT DID YOU DO, RUN YOUR CAR INTO A TREE 59 00:02:41,532 --> 00:02:44,594 WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING A FEMALE JOGGER? 60 00:02:44,595 --> 00:02:48,599 YOU DO REMEMBER THAT I'M A GYNECOLOGIST, RIGHT? 61 00:02:53,844 --> 00:02:55,805 LOOK, I'M JUST BEING ROMANTIC. 62 00:02:55,806 --> 00:02:57,677 I BOUGHT HER A PRESENT FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY. 63 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,710 ANNIVERSARY? YOU JUST GOT MARRIED IN MAY. 64 00:03:00,711 --> 00:03:04,455 YOU KNOW HOW I REMEMBER THAT? 'CAUSE IT RHYMES WITH "GAY." 65 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,318 AND THAT'S HOW YOU LOOKED IN YOUR TUX, 66 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:09,819 SO IT STUCK IN OUR HEADS. 67 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:11,561 WELL, ACTUALLY, TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY 68 00:03:11,562 --> 00:03:13,192 OF OUR FIRST DATE, SO I GOT HER THE LOCKET. 69 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,695 FIRST DATE? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CELEBRATE NEXT... 70 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,867 YOUR FIRST FIGHT? THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID I LOVE YOU? 71 00:03:17,868 --> 00:03:19,569 THE TIME YOU RAN INTO A TREE 72 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:21,571 BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING AT A FEMALE JOGGER? 73 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:23,803 I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. 74 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,835 YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M IN MY HYBRID, 75 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:28,509 THEY DON'T EVEN HEAR ME COMING UP BEHIND 'EM. 76 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,842 LOOK, GIVE ME THAT. 77 00:03:32,843 --> 00:03:36,486 LOOK, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THE BIG DEAL IS A BIG DEAL. IT'S A BIG DEAL! 78 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:39,419 YEAH, IT'S A BIG DEAL BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING MY MAN LOOK BAD. 79 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,551 ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT, HERE, HERE. 80 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:43,353 IT'S KIND OF LIKE YOU'RE THE GUY 81 00:03:43,354 --> 00:03:45,295 AT THE STRIP CLUB WITH NOTHING BUT 20s, 82 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:48,698 WHEN WE'RE SITTIN' AROUND, ALL WE GOT ARE SINGLES. 83 00:03:48,699 --> 00:03:52,533 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A GYNECOLOGIST IS? 84 00:03:54,805 --> 00:03:56,936 I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS ONE, JIM. 85 00:03:56,937 --> 00:04:01,271 LOOK, ALL RIGHT, MARRIAGE IS LIKE A MARATHON, OKAY? 86 00:04:01,272 --> 00:04:03,373 IF YOU START OUT OF THE GATE REALLY FAST LIKE THAT, 87 00:04:03,374 --> 00:04:05,014 YOU'RE GONNA DIE BY MILE 10. 88 00:04:05,015 --> 00:04:08,448 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I KNOW HOW TO TREAT MY WIFE. 89 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,019 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR WIFE. 90 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:13,353 THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ME. 91 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,954 YOU GIVE HER THAT LOCKET, 92 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,756 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I GET FROM CHERYL? 93 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,857 WHAT? 94 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,390 THE LOOK. 95 00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:23,464 ANDY, SHOW HIM WHAT THE LOOK IS. 96 00:04:26,597 --> 00:04:28,938 YOU SEE THAT? 97 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:30,940 DOESN'T THAT BREAK YOUR HEART? 98 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:32,502 YES. 99 00:04:32,503 --> 00:04:34,444 NOW I GOTTA GET HIM A LOCKET. 100 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,706 TOO LATE. SEE? 101 00:04:36,707 --> 00:04:39,479 LOOK, JIM, I'M GONNA GIVE DANA THIS LOCKET, 102 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,451 AND SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT ALMOST AS MUCH 103 00:04:41,452 --> 00:04:43,052 AS SHE'S GONNA LOVE THE CHAMPAGNE AND YELLOW ROSES 104 00:04:43,053 --> 00:04:45,555 I'VE GOT WAITING FOR HER AT THE HOUSE. WHAT?! 105 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:47,717 CHAMPAGNE AND ROSES?! FOR WHAT? 106 00:04:47,718 --> 00:04:49,319 YEAH, 118 OF 'EM. 107 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,721 THAT WAS THE DINNER TAB ON OUR FIRST DATE. 108 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:53,723 GOD! 109 00:04:53,724 --> 00:04:55,996 WELL, WHAT WERE YOU EATING... GOLD? 110 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,669 SOMETHING SWEET FOR MY SWEETIE! 111 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:01,471 AND CAKE FOR JIM AND ANDY. 112 00:05:01,472 --> 00:05:03,474 YOU KNOW, DANA... 113 00:05:08,739 --> 00:05:11,040 I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO. REALLY? 114 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,383 I THINK, ANDY, WE ARE ON THE BRINK 115 00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:16,315 OF AN ALL-OUT ROMANTIC NUCLEAR WAR. 116 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,619 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST DATE. 117 00:05:22,052 --> 00:05:25,825 OH, RYAN, THAT IS SO SWEET! 118 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,658 WE HAVE A CONFIRMED LAUNCH, SIR. YES. 119 00:05:28,659 --> 00:05:31,501 OH, JIM! 120 00:05:31,502 --> 00:05:34,704 DID YOU SEE THIS LOCKET THAT RYAN GAVE DANA? 121 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:37,007 IT'S ADORABLE. 122 00:05:44,074 --> 00:05:46,045 COME ON, I WANT TO GO TRY IT ON. 123 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,449 OKAY. YOU ARE THE BEST. 124 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,529 YOU SEE HER WITH THE LOCKET? DID YOU SEE THAT FACE? I SAW IT. 125 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,130 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA DO WHEN SHE HEARS 126 00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:02,892 ABOUT THE CHAMPAGNE AND THE ROSES? 127 00:06:02,893 --> 00:06:04,734 UNLESS... 128 00:06:04,735 --> 00:06:08,138 UNLESS DANA NEVER GETS THE CHAMPAGNE AND FLOWERS. 129 00:06:11,602 --> 00:06:16,006 I SEE I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU, ASSHOPPER. 130 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:23,853 OKAY, COME ON. 131 00:06:23,854 --> 00:06:25,815 YOU GOT ALL THE FLOWERS? 132 00:06:25,816 --> 00:06:27,487 EVERY LAST ONE. 133 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:29,489 ALL RIGHT. 134 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,520 OOH. 135 00:06:30,521 --> 00:06:32,662 HELLO! HEADS UP! 136 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:33,993 AAH! AAH! 137 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,426 OW! OW! 138 00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:43,132 OH, ARE THE COOKIES DONE? 139 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:46,005 THEY'RE OATMEAL. TRY ONE. OKAY. 140 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,878 WE ADDED A SECRET INGREDIENT. GUESS WHAT IT IS. 141 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:51,441 OH! 142 00:06:51,442 --> 00:06:53,744 IS IT PART OF THE LAWN? 143 00:06:55,546 --> 00:06:57,146 NO. IT'S GOAT CHEESE. 144 00:06:57,147 --> 00:06:59,188 WE CALL THEM GOATMEAL COOKIES. 145 00:06:59,189 --> 00:07:01,751 MMM. ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 146 00:07:01,752 --> 00:07:04,794 NO MORE COOKING WITHOUT MOMMY. 147 00:07:04,795 --> 00:07:07,056 WHY, BECAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS? 148 00:07:07,057 --> 00:07:09,028 YEAH, THAT, TOO. 149 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:12,602 GO, GO, GO. 150 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:14,564 OH! MMM. 151 00:07:14,565 --> 00:07:16,165 COOKIES, HUH? SWEET. 152 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:17,467 YOU KNOW WHAT? 153 00:07:17,468 --> 00:07:19,809 WE SHOULD TAKE THESE OUT TO THE GUYS IN THE BAND. 154 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:21,170 NO, JIM. THEY'RE AWFUL. 155 00:07:21,171 --> 00:07:25,745 HONEY, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, AND THEY DESERVE COOKIES, TOO. 156 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,116 FINE. 157 00:07:27,117 --> 00:07:31,220 OHH! OH, MY GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 158 00:07:31,221 --> 00:07:33,783 STILL A COOKIE. 159 00:07:33,784 --> 00:07:35,925 HEY, JIM, 160 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:38,057 YOU STOLE MY FLOWERS. 161 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,190 DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF? 162 00:07:41,732 --> 00:07:44,093 YOU SMELL LIKE ROSES. 163 00:07:44,094 --> 00:07:46,666 IT'S MY NEW LOTION. 164 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,768 YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 165 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,800 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 166 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:53,573 I PROMISED DANA A ROOM FULL OF CHAMPAGNE AND ROSES. 167 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,905 AND LUCKY FOR YOU, SHE THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING, 168 00:07:55,906 --> 00:07:57,677 LIKE, THIS SEXY MAKE-BELIEVE THING, 169 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,509 SO SHE PUTS ON THIS INVISIBLE LINGERIE THING. 170 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,850 SO THEN WHEN I CAME IN, SHE WAS... 171 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:02,852 OH, YES, PLEASE. 172 00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:06,656 MORE DETAIL ABOUT THE TWISTED CRAP MY SISTER'S INTO. 173 00:08:06,657 --> 00:08:09,188 JUST SO YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... 174 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,591 YOU BROUGHT IT ALL ON YOURSELF. 175 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:15,095 DID YOU JUST THROW DOWN A GAUNTLET? 176 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:20,030 GAUNTLET THROWN. 177 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:26,175 OKAY, MR. GAY WEDDING TUX, 178 00:08:26,176 --> 00:08:28,808 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 179 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:32,011 OH, YEAH. LIKE I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL YOU. 180 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,043 MUST NOT BE VERY GOOD. 181 00:08:34,044 --> 00:08:35,815 WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 182 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:39,518 I HAVE THE FIRST SPOON THAT DANA USED TO EAT CEREAL AT MY PLACE. 183 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,250 AND I HAD THE DATE ENGRAVED ON THE HANDLE. 184 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:43,623 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, 185 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,056 P. DIDDY WORE THE EXACT SAME TUX AT THE IMAGE AWARDS. 186 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:50,561 SO HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA... BAM! 187 00:09:02,212 --> 00:09:04,314 GENTLEMEN. 188 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,019 HEY, GUYS. 189 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,722 HEY, DUDE, OFF MY STOOL. ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LATE. 190 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,023 HEY, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. 191 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:16,926 MY NEW BROTHER-IN-LAW IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD. 192 00:09:16,927 --> 00:09:20,559 THE YOUNG, HANDSOME DOCTOR? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 193 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,091 HE'S SHOWERING DANA 194 00:09:22,092 --> 00:09:25,635 WITH PRESENTS AND JEWELRY AND JUNK. 195 00:09:25,636 --> 00:09:30,139 THAT'S WHY I LIKE UGLY CHICKS. THEY'RE JUST HAPPY YOU'RE THERE. 196 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:34,173 WELL, I HAVE A ROMANTIC ACE IN THE HOLE RIGHT HERE. 197 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,045 A ROMANTIC CASSETTE? 198 00:09:36,046 --> 00:09:38,778 WHAT IS THAT, SOUNDTRACK TO "FOOTLOOSE"? 199 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,350 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. JIM, IS THAT THE TAPE? 200 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:45,354 THE MIX TAPE THAT CHERYL MADE FOR ME ON OUR THIRD DATE... 201 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:48,017 "BLUES FOR MY BABY." 202 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:51,160 OH, ETTA JAMES? JOHN LEE HOOKER? KOKO TAYLOR? 203 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:52,992 UH-HUH. THIS IS AWESOME. 204 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,995 YEAH. WHEN SHE MADE THIS FOR ME, I KNEW TWO THINGS... 205 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,027 ONE, THAT SHE WAS VERY COOL, 206 00:09:58,028 --> 00:10:00,800 AND TWO, THAT SHE WAS REALLY INTO ME. 207 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,301 AND OVER THE YEARS, 208 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:06,036 THIS TAPE BECAME THE SOUNDTRACK FOR OUR FAIRY-TALE LIVES. 209 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:12,142 (music playing) 210 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,776 YEP. 211 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,078 THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. 212 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,081 SO I'M GONNA POP THIS BABY INTO THE CASSETTE TONIGHT, 213 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,785 AND I'M GONNA SHOW RYAN WHAT TRUE ROMANCE IS. 214 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,187 I THOUGHT THAT TAPE BURNED UP IN THE FIRE YOU SET 215 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,120 AS AN ALIBI WHEN YOU FORGOT CHERYL'S BIRTHDAY. 216 00:11:31,121 --> 00:11:32,792 SO DOES CHERYL. 217 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,093 BUT I HID IT, 218 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:39,899 KNOWING ONE DAY I COULD USE THIS TO MAYBE SAVE MY LIFE. 219 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,803 I KEEP A BOTTLE OF GIN IN THE TANK OF MY TOILET. 220 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,935 SAME REASON. 221 00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:47,877 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GO. 222 00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:49,809 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 223 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,812 (playing blues rock) 224 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:03,722 (groans) 225 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,725 (gasps) 226 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,800 OH, MY GOD. 227 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:13,403 OH, I'M SORRY, CHERYL. 228 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:18,207 YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDDLE 229 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,470 OF READING ONE OF MY FAVORITE YEATS POEMS. 230 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,945 LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 231 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:32,521 MY DEAR? 232 00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:34,984 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT SOMETHING. 233 00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,826 WHO YOU ARE? 234 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,087 NO. 235 00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:41,230 I HAVE A SURPRISE IN MY POCKET. 236 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:43,392 OH, JIM, I HATE THAT GAME. 237 00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:45,034 NO, NO. 238 00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:47,336 HERE. REMEMBER THIS? 239 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:51,340 OH, MY GOD! JIM, IS THAT OUR MIX TAPE? YEAH. 240 00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:53,002 I THOUGHT THIS GOT DESTROYED 241 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,074 IN THAT FREAK LIGHTNING STRIKE ON MY BIRTHDAY. 242 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,476 SO DID I. 243 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,250 HONEY! OH, THIS IS AMAZING! 244 00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:02,882 OH! 245 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,884 BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 246 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,255 YES. 247 00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:08,057 COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT. 248 00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:11,390 OH! OH, HONEY, THAT'S JUST CD. WE DON'T HAVE A TAPE DECK. 249 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,823 WE HAVE A TAPE DECK ANYWHERE IN THE HOUSE? 250 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,794 NO. KYLE RUINED THE LAST ONE 251 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,127 TRYING TO LISTEN TO A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. 252 00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:20,269 OH, DAMN. I REALLY WANTED TO HEAR THIS. 253 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:23,132 OHH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? LOOK AT IT THIS WAY... 254 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:26,035 OUR LOVE HAS OUTLASTED TECHNOLOGY. 255 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:28,037 MMM. WELL, I HOPE PROGRESS HASN'T CHANGED 256 00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:29,839 THE WAY YOU SAY THANK YOU. 257 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,340 MMM. 258 00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,382 I'LL BE BACK IN ONE MINUTE. 259 00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:34,384 YES! 260 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,949 YES! 261 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,853 'TIS I... CUPID, THE GOD OF LOVE. 262 00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:47,396 OKAY. OKAY. 263 00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,399 ANDY! 264 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,402 ANDY, COME ON, COME ON. 265 00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:55,404 ZIP IT. THE TAPE WORKED. IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH. 266 00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:57,066 COME ON, I'LL USE YOU ANOTHER TIME. 267 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,438 YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME I PUT THIS ON. 268 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,912 COME ON! GO ON! GO ON! 269 00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:05,574 HI! 270 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,316 HI. 271 00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:09,318 WOW. BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. 272 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:11,320 I KNOW! WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 273 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:12,481 NO OCCASION. 274 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,454 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO UNBELIEVABLY SWEET. 275 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,627 LAST NIGHT, JIM SURPRISED ME WITH A WHOLE ROMANTIC EVENING... 276 00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,229 FLOWERS, CHAMPAGNE... 277 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,331 AND NOT THE KIND HE GETS FREE WITH AN OIL CHANGE. 278 00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,363 OH. 279 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,096 FLOWERS AND CHAMPAGNE? THAT'S INTERESTING. 280 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:29,098 (gasps) AND HE GAVE ME THE MIX TAPE 281 00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:32,371 WE USED TO LISTEN TO WHEN WE WERE FALLING IN LOVE. UH-HUH. 282 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,644 I WAS SO TOUCHED... YEAH, YEAH. BACK TO THE ROSES. 283 00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:38,077 BALLPARK FIGURE... HOW MANY WERE THERE? 284 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,409 OH, GOSH, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NOT LIKE I COUNTED. 285 00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,012 CHERYL. 118. 286 00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:44,283 INTERESTING. 287 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,456 I KNOW! AND IT'S SO UNLIKE JIM. 288 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:49,358 I KNOW. IT'S A LOT MORE LIKE RYAN. 289 00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,991 I KNOW! YEAH. 290 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,493 OKAY. HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW. 291 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,266 THE OTHER NIGHT, RYAN TOLD ME THAT HE FILLED OUR HOUSE 292 00:14:57,267 --> 00:15:01,300 WITH 118 YELLOW ROSES AND CHAMPAGNE. 293 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,334 BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME, THERE WAS NOTHING THERE. 294 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:09,678 INTERESTING. 295 00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,410 I KNOW. 296 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,511 (gasps) 297 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:17,486 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT JIM STOLE RYAN'S IDEA? 298 00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:21,251 JIM STOLE THE ROSES! I KNOW! 299 00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:29,128 HEY, CHERYL, CAN YOU SMELL THIS SHIRT? 300 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,700 I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S CLEAN. MY NOSE IS REALLY STUFFY. 301 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,562 YOU ARE A LIAR. 302 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,234 NO, SERIOUSLY, LOOK IN THERE. 303 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,236 IT LOOKS LIKE A COLLAPSED MINE SHAFT. 304 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,108 NO! WHY? LOOK, LOOK! 305 00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:41,972 JIM, YOU STOLE THOSE FLOWERS! 306 00:15:47,117 --> 00:15:49,278 DO YOU HAVE PROOF? 307 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:52,121 I DON'T NEED PROOF. 308 00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:55,454 OH. 'CAUSE THAT WAS MY OUT. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF. 309 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,655 JIM... WHAT? 310 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,657 I WAS JUST IN THERE SINGING YOUR PRAISES TO DANA 311 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,260 ABOUT OUR ROMANTIC EVENING, AND NOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! 312 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,262 COME ON, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 313 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,335 HEY! EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU STOLE FROM RYAN AND DANA. 314 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:08,097 I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, HONEY. 315 00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:09,568 YOU'VE NEVER GOTTEN THE LOOK. 316 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,500 THE LOOK? THE LOOK. 317 00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:14,643 THE "SOME OTHER HUSBAND IS DOING A BETTER JOB THAN YOU" LOOK. 318 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,646 LIKE THIS. 319 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,450 I LOOK LIKE ROBERT DE NIRO? 320 00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:22,751 NO! 321 00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,713 ANDY DOES IT MUCH BETTER. 322 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:27,616 REALLY, IT'S TERRIBLE. YOU DO THIS LOOK. 323 00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,618 YOU MAY NOT THINK YOU DO THIS LOOK, 324 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,660 BUT YOU DO THIS LOOK, AND I CAN'T STAND IT. 325 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:33,462 IT MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLE. 326 00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:37,066 THEN WITH RYAN GOING OVER THE TOP WITH HIS ROMANCE CRAP, 327 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,068 I'M GONNA GET THE LOOK ALL THE TIME. 328 00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,671 RYAN IS SETTING THE ROMANTIC BAR TOO HIGH FOR ME. 329 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:45,674 OH. 330 00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:48,277 WHAT? 331 00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:50,309 WHAT? COME ON! 332 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,312 WHAT'S THE "OH"? I HATE THE "OH" AS MUCH AS I HATE THE LOOK! 333 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,115 LAST NIGHT WASN'T ABOUT ME. IT WAS ABOUT YOU. 334 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,586 NO, IT WASN'T. YES, IT WAS. 335 00:16:57,587 --> 00:16:59,748 CHERYL, I WAS READING POETRY THAT DIDN'T RHYME. 336 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,390 IT WASN'T ABOUT ME. 337 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:04,123 IT WAS. IT WAS TO MAKE YOU LOOK ROMANTIC. 338 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,724 IT WASN'T FROM YOUR HEART. 339 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,626 IT WASN'T TO MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL. 340 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,299 IT WAS ALL SO YOU COULD EVEN THE SCORE WITH RYAN! 341 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,661 OH. 342 00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:14,703 YEAH, "OH." 343 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,265 HERE'S A NEW LOOK. 344 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,537 THIS IS A LOOK THAT SAYS I WILL NEVER EXPECT 345 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,112 ANYTHING SINCERE OR ROMANTIC FROM YOU EVER AGAIN. 346 00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:29,578 DAMN. 347 00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:32,152 I STILL DON'T KNOW IF THIS SHIRT IS CLEAN. 348 00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,192 WANT TO KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN? 349 00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:47,136 I DON'T KNOW, STEALING RYAN'S CAR? 350 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:50,470 I HAVEN'T STOLEN A CAR IN 30... I DON'T STEAL CARS! 351 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,209 (music playing) 352 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,852 IS THIS OUR MIX TAPE? 353 00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:07,686 MM-HMM. I HAD IT MADE INTO A CD. 354 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,690 AND I DIDN'T DO IT FOR RYAN OR ME OR ANYBODY ELSE. 355 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,394 I DID IT FOR YOU. 356 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,871 WE'VE HAD SOME WONDERFUL MEMORIES TO THIS TAPE. 357 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,533 WE HAVE. YEAH. 358 00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:27,576 WE HAVE. 359 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:29,709 WANT TO CREATE ANOTHER ONE? 360 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:34,583 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD 361 00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:37,186 DANCES WITH THE LUCKIEST MAN ON THE PLANET? 362 00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:39,449 OHH. 363 00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:06,476 I'M JUST GONNA BUY THIS OUTFIT. THE RENTAL'S KILLING ME. 364 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,549 IT SOUNDS SO GREAT. 365 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,551 YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY PUT IT ON THE CD, 366 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,453 THEY JUST BOOSTED ALL THE LEVELS. 367 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,824 IT SOUNDS REALLY CLEAR. 368 00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:16,825 DIP? 369 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,357 (gasps) OH. 370 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,759 OOH, I THINK I JUST GOT A LITTLE BOOST MYSELF. 371 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,592 (laughs) 372 00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:26,266 OH, BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO. PEOPLE EAT IN HERE. 373 00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:30,700 ALL RIGHT, MY YOUNG WIFE... 374 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,704 I'LL LEAVE YOU TO BRAG TO YOUR SISTER 375 00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:37,577 HOW ROMANTIC YOUR HUSBAND IS. 376 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,382 I'LL SEE YOU UPSTAIRS WITH THE CD IN BED. 377 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:47,417 WINK, WINK, NUDGE, BOING! 378 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,693 GAG ME WITH A SPOON. OH, LOOK. RYAN GAVE ME ONE. 379 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,665 HE ENGRAVED THE SPOON I USED 380 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,967 TO EAT CEREAL AT HIS HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME. 381 00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:02,531 OH, THAT IS SO SWEET. 382 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:07,576 "DEAR DANA, YOU'RE GRRRRRREAT!" 383 00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:08,807 UGH. 384 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,309 I MEAN, I GET IT. 385 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,981 JEEZ, RYAN, YOU FREAKIN' LOVE ME, BUT ENOUGH! 386 00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:15,514 YOU KNOW, HONEY, THIS STUFF MAY SEEM SILLY NOW, 387 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,346 BUT IN 15 YEARS, IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT MEMORY. 388 00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:21,550 LIKE THIS MIX TAPE YOU CAN HEAR? THAT'S THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 389 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:23,792 JIM HAD IT PUT ON CD FOR ME. 390 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:26,525 THAT IS KIND OF SWEET. I KNOW. 391 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,657 IT SOUNDS SO CLEAR. 392 00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:30,260 HEY, TURN IT UP. 393 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,732 (Man) I LOVE YOU, CHERYL. 394 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,933 OH, MY GOD. 395 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,836 WHAT WAS THAT? 396 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:39,838 (Man) I LOVE YOU, CHERYL. 397 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,440 IS THAT JIM? 398 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,313 HE SOUNDS SO YOUNG AND SOMEHOW CUTER. 399 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:48,548 NO, THAT'S NOT JIM. THAT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHAD. 400 00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:55,384 WHY IS CHAD ON A MIX TAPE YOU MADE FOR JIM? 401 00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:57,386 BECAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE IT FOR JIM. 402 00:20:57,387 --> 00:21:00,730 CHAD MADE IT FOR ME. 403 00:21:02,832 --> 00:21:04,434 CAN I TELL JIM? 404 00:21:06,596 --> 00:21:09,599 OH, PLEASE? PLEASE?